Will Govus

Will Govus


u guys are so annoying about water im never drinking water again I hope my piss comes out grey with chunks of sea salt and msg

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we took the batteries out of my cousins furby to play game boy color and that shit blinked at us dead ass on my life with the batteries out and everything I never trusted them

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aortae replied to your post: looking hot for urself is the best fee…

SO TRUE i used to be like “nah never shaving unless i’m shaving for someone” now i’m like WTF NAH I’MA LOOK AWESOME FOR ME

right on!! i just hate shaving so much tho like its so much effort and $$$ for something thatll grow back in a week idk

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abasa replied to your post: looking hot for urself is the best fee…


doesnt it hurt like a bitch tho? and $$$??

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The head of a company survived 9/11 because
His son started kindergarten.

Another fellow was alive because it was
His turn to bring donuts.

One woman was late because her
Alarm clock didn’t go off in time.

One was late because of being stuck on the NJ Turnpike
Because of an auto accident.

One of them
Missed his bus.

One spilled food on her clothes and had to take
Time to change.

Car wouldn’t start.

One couldn’t
Get a taxi.

The one that struck me was the man
Who put on a new pair of shoes that morning,
Took the various means to get to work but before.
He got there, he developed a blister on his foot.
He stopped at a drugstore to buy a Band-Aid.
That is why he is alive today..

Now when I am
Stuck in traffic,
Miss an elevator,
Turn back to answer a ringing telephone…
All the little things that annoy me,
I think to myself,

This is exactly where
I’m meant to be
At this very moment

 theoutsiders (via perfect)

so what you’re saying is all the people who were responsible and got to work on time were meant to die horribly? get tf out of here with ur fate shit

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Simon Roberts

how about id rather live in a world of fiction than have anything to do with this one

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looking hot for urself is the best feeling ever tbh

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USMC AV-8B Harrier II - Sunset Hover
Photo: Jeff Welker